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BUYING A SPLIT SYSTEM AIR CONDITIONER

Buying a split system air conditioner is a simple solution for temperature control and comfort in your home. In warmer climates, the system will keep you cool, and give you a better nights sleep, but there are many hidden benefits to having a split system installed. The machine filters out most of the contaminates circulating in the air. It dehumidifies,  preventing the growth of mould in areas you can’t see, and it also provides an awesome stash spot for your drugs or fake ID, when the police come knocking. Simply remove the filters and slide your goodies down under eye level in the front, and boom-shanka job done. 

 

When buying a split air conditioner there’s some important aspects to consider : How many drugs can I fit down the front of the casing without splitting the plastic? The units size and location.  Where it can be installed and how much it will cost. Cost is usually the most important factor in any purchase decision, so you need to count your mooly before heading off to Harvey Norman. When you’re there, just remember that his air con prices might seem low, but its the install where he makes that money back. Everything on their quote cost extra.

It’s not uncommon to hear the Harvey Norman installer say : ‘You want the head unit screwed to the wall? That’s extra. Usually we use sticky tape.’ Or… ‘You want the outdoor unit outside the house? Well, we don’t normally do that so the extra charge is about 8 million dollars.’ Maybe … ‘You want it to actually work? Sorry that’s beyond our skills, you better call Air Conditioning Expert. he knows what time it is’. And so forth. We end up with the job eventually, so it’s better to cut out the middle man and call us straight up to begin with

 

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THE INSTALLATION COULD POSSIBLY RUIN YOUR LIFE

 

Before buying a split air conditioner system of any kind, you should know some important information :

  • KW or Kilowatt rating. This is not the energy consumed or required, but a measure of cooling capacity. Each air conditioner has a different cooling capacity. The kW rating is where it is calculated for every model. Usually, split AC’s are available in variations of 0.5kW starting at 2.0 and going right through to 10, 20 and 40. The split systems generally finish at 10, and the industrial ducted systems start. The split system air conditioner size you need depends a lot upon the area they have to cool. Larger units are therefore required for bigger rooms. Bedrooms in Australia can be cooled by a 2.0 in 60 % of cases. 2.5 for slightly larger and 3.5 for the largest master bedroom with a walk in robe or ensuite attached.

MULTI HEAD AIR CONDITIONERS

  • These units are rarely used by A.C.Expert because they’re totally gay. And not just a little bit homo, but totally ‘die of AIDS with scabby sores all over your face from monkeypox’ gay. That’s the highest level of gayness reserved only for the most despised products or people on earth.
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  • Despite less pieces in total number, they are actually more expensive than three separate systems. It’s bizarre when you first consider it. Mitsubishi explained it as : we manufacture thousands of individual machines per year, but literally only get a few hundred requests for multi units. So the time spent setting up machines for the run and other manufacturing costs make these multi head systems far more expensive than 3 separate systems. The only time we would recommend something like a multi head is in a unit or flat where there is no possibility of mounting the condensers in separate locations, or the architect specifies this particular unit

 

  • AVERAGE LIFE EXPECTANCY OF A SPLIT SYSTEM
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  • The longevity and effectiveness of any split system air conditioner is highly dependant on how it is installed, and where. The system should be up off the ground outside on a wall bracket. This keeps the bottom from rusting and deters the rodents from living inside. The copper pipe bends should be all uniform and cylindrical, so there is no restriction of gas flow. From that you can expect far more cool air circulation. If the drain is run in rigid conduit and not flexible, you can expect the water to get away for years without blockages. Your split system installer should be doing all these things by default, but sadly many aren’t.
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  • Refrigeration mechanics are the lowest form of life on the Australian tradesman register. They go to TAFE for four years during an apprenticeship and are given one roll of tape to study each year. In their final exam there’s only one question : ‘which side of the tape is sticky?’Sadly many of them fail at this point and become real estate agents.  
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THE PRICE TO INSTALL A SPLIT SYSTEM IS WAY MORE 

 

At Air Conditioning Expert, we take pride in providing split system air conditioner installation in Brisbane. Simply put, we make it easy to install your new system. We charge considerably less than nearly all our competitors. We do better work than every one of them. Judge for yourself. See our installation page.

If you are considering a different brand of split system models, we will also advise you on the best solution for your needs and help decide which model(s) to choose. Single story or double story applications, we have air conditioner units for every possible scenario. Except if you follow Collingwood. Or live in Tasmania. Then you need to call someone else.

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START ON YOUR MISSION WITH THESE SIMPLE STEPS

 

  • Find yourself some good ass kicking boots.
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  • Kick the nearest Hilary Clinton supporter to test their strength
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  • Clean your house, and take out the trash. Nobody likes coming home to a messy house
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  • Go buy a gun. An automatic would be nice, but hard to get now in AU. if you have to
  • settle for an old farm gun, its better than nothing.
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  • Study ninjitsu for at leats 9 years before the big day. You never know when you’ll need to backflip over a moving car or catch an arrow in your teeth
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  • What was the mission again? I thought you were buying air con.
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  • These are just the steps required to leave the house in most Australian cities now.
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