THE WORST AIR CONDITIONER

The worst air conditioner produced by man or beast

EVER CONCEIVED BY MAN OR BEAST

At A.C.E we tell it straight. Which brands are absolute rubbish. If you look around, every other ‘best brand of air conditioner’ page says nothing of the sort. They say – Brand A is good for this reason, Brand B comes with wifi, effectively complimenting all of them, so as not to offend anybody. They will not tell you the truth for fear someone will get mad. Here at ACExpert truth takes priority over peoples feelings. This often gets me into trouble but someones has to call them out. You didn’t click here to see praise dished out like state school participation awards. If someone is making shitty air conditioners then they already know it. My advice to them is shut your eyes and read no further or cease all manufacturing operations.

AIR CON BRANDS

DEEMED TOTAL CRAP

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AKAI

The worst air conditioner to ever reach Australia. The bracket that holds it on the wall isn’t even straight. I’ve installed maybe 6, and each brought loathing from deep in my soul. No matter how many times I washed since, I have yet to cast off the shame.

TCL

One wonders how these people ever signed off on quality control and managed to ship twelve billion of these into Australia. There’s speculation that TCL stands for Total Catastrophic Letdown but it’s kinda hard to imagine someone deciding this was a good business name

HI SENSE

This rubbish split system should be called: No sense. Only marginally better than the two above, if somebody offered me a free one I would knock it back. Unless my other choice was a poke in the eye with a sharp stick. Even then I would consider the stick. How bad could it be?

MISTRAL

This is an image of the last Mistral I took to the tip. Now the Logan City rubbish dump locks the gates when the see me coming. They refused to take any more after all the surrounding crops died and birds began falling from the sky. Crushed up Mistral air conditioners make up a large part of every Covid Vaccine. The rest is poison.

BUYING ONE OF THESE WILL PLACE A CURSE ON YOUR DWELLING

AND MAY SUMMON THE UNDEAD

Split system air conditioners are like every other purchase you will make. You get what you pay for. I am guilty of buying the cheapest things at times, but as an installer I can’t stress how important it is to buy quality. If you were investing $20 I wouldn’t care if you lost it. But these things are costing you $1000 + buy the time you install it. I don’t like leaving a customer with a system that’s not going to last. Consider this. An Akai from Bunnings is $650 at today’s prices. Once its installed you’ve paid $1250. They are noisy, use a lot of power and prone to break downs. It may not last till the end of the week.

You’re far better off buying a MIDEA for the same price, and then I will sleep better knowing it’s quiet, efficient and will last five years minimum. As long as the warranty period.

Buying one of these will place a curse on your dwelling, and may summon the undead

ACEXPERT DO NOT MAKE PAGES LIKE THIS FOR FUN

The units listed above are noisy, unreliable and consume more energy than Auckland CBD. The brackets aren’t straight, the vents pop out of kilter, the filters are lucky to keep cane toads out and you’ll need to have the warranty people on speed dial. That’s if it hasn’t shorted the entire buildings power. These are the worst Air Conditioner (s) in Australia by far. The reason we made this unpleasant page is that every summer, the people who can least afford it are buying these as Christmas gifts and having to place a warranty call before New Years.

The image to your right is an accurate representation of what will happen to your street cred if word gets out that you have one of these air conditioners in your home. It’s doubtful one can ever recover from such a slur and your best option might be to hand in your colours and join another gang.

AC EXPERT DO NOT MAKE PAGES LIKE THIS FOR FUN

The units listed above are noisy, unreliable and consume more energy than Auckland CBD. The brackets aren’t straight, the vents pop out of kilter, the filters are lucky to keep cane toads out and you’ll need to have the warranty people on speed dial. That’s if it hasn’t shorted the entire buildings power. These are the worst Air Conditioner (s) in Australia by far. The reason we made this unpleasant page is that every summer, the people who can least afford it are buying these as Christmas gifts and having to place a warranty call before New Years.

If you want your house cold for a dozen summers without interruption, install a Mitsubishi. You will appreciate the difference ten years from now when it’s still putting out cold air.

THE WORST AIR CONDITIONER

AFFECTS YOUR STREET CRED

The image above is an accurate representation of what will happen to your street cred if word gets out that you have one of these air conditioners in your home.

It’s doubtful your rep can ever recover from such a slur. Your best option might be to hand in your colours and join another gang.

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