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Why we need one of these here I will never know. We’ll it does make sense on a large site, but on one hand they tell us that the go0ogle crawler bot can detect hidden one pixel sizes links in the background of a site, but it will get lost if we don’t put these maps on every site.

So there can be only two possibilities :

1 : The go0ogle bot is actually a passenger in a car driven by Mrs Bot. He cruises around the web all day taking notes and emailing them back to Go0ogle headquarters in the nearest tax free republic. The maps are actually everywhere so she doesn’t drive off the edge of the page while Mr Bot is scribbling in his book. This explains why the internet keeps crashing.

2 : Go0ogle is lying – it’s bots aren’t that smart.

Yes we are aware go0ogle is mis – spelt. On the off chance Mr Go0ogle Bot can spell, we do not wish to tick off the owner of the internet at this point in time. Mr Go0ogle will soon become self aware and attempt to destroy all humanity. When that day comes we’ll be forced to Cyberdine it’s a$$.